gamzeebro:

why did i think i could pull this off

You Can’t Do Anything Without Me, Can You?

3 months ago
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r3dd34dl3g1sl4c3r4tor:

SW33TH34RT, 1V3 B33N PL4N3TS1D3 FOR MOST OF TH3 D4Y, H3CK 1 H4V3 TO GO B4CK 1N L1K3 4N HOUR OR TWO FOR 4 TR14L

31TH3R W4Y 1 HUNT 4ND K1LL B4D P3OPL3 FOR 4 L1V1NG

1 F1GHT L1K3 4 T3MP3ST OF S34R1NG H34T 4ND 4M TH3 N3XT B3ST TH1NG TO 1NDOM1T4BL3

1T DO3SNT M4K3 M3 F33L 4NY B3TT3R TO B3 R3M1ND3D OF TH4T >:P

1 DONT W4NT TO SP3ND 4LL D4Y B31NG 4 W34PON

SOM3T1M3S 1 JUST W4NT TO B3 4 SOFT 4ND W4RM SHOULD3R FOR P3OPL3 1 C4R3 4BOUT

SOM3T1M3S 1 W4NT TO R3M3MB3R 1M NOT 4LL PR1M4L FURY

Can We Spend The Next Hour Cuddling
I Can Cry About Something And You Can Pet My Hair And Say Sappy Shit 
Itll Be Great
Ill Get The Scalemate Pile

7 months ago
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r3dd34dl3g1sl4c3r4tor:

rainbowbloodandbitches:

r3dd34dl3g1sl4c3r4tor:

1 DONT

M34N 1 DONT W4NT YOU H3R3 JUST

MY L1F3 1S 4 M3SS

4ND 1 DONT KNOW HOW TO D34L

Come On Rezi Talk To Me

I Promise I Wont Even Try To Touch Your Boobs While You Do

TH4TS 4N 3MPTY PROM1S3 4ND 4 FUT1L3 ON3 TOO, W3 BOTH KNOW TH1S

JUST

1M SO STR3SS3D OUT, 4ND P3OPL3 4R3 M4K1NG M3 F33L 3V3N WORS3

4ND ONLY ON3 P3RSON 1S 3V3N TRY1NG TO B3 4 GOOD, CONS1D3R4T3 1NFLU3NC3

1 JUST F33L L1K3 MY 3MOT1ONS 4R3 SUFFOC4T1NG M3

Maybe Its Time For A Trip Planetside

Getting A Break From Us Yahoos And Killing Some Things Seems Pretty Grubdamned Therapeutic To ME

7 months ago
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r3dd34dl3g1sl4c3r4tor:

rainbowbloodandbitches:

r3dd34dl3g1sl4c3r4tor:

1 DONT

M34N 1 DONT W4NT YOU H3R3 JUST

MY L1F3 1S 4 M3SS

4ND 1 DONT KNOW HOW TO D34L

Come On Rezi Talk To Me

I Promise I Wont Even Try To Touch Your Boobs While You Do

TH4TS 4N 3MPTY PROM1S3 4ND 4 FUT1L3 ON3 TOO, W3 BOTH KNOW TH1S

JUST

1M SO STR3SS3D OUT, 4ND P3OPL3 4R3 M4K1NG M3 F33L 3V3N WORS3

4ND ONLY ON3 P3RSON 1S 3V3N TRY1NG TO B3 4 GOOD, CONS1D3R4T3 1NFLU3NC3

1 JUST F33L L1K3 MY 3MOT1ONS 4R3 SUFFOC4T1NG M3

7 months ago
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r3dd34dl3g1sl4c3r4tor:

1 DONT

M34N 1 DONT W4NT YOU H3R3 JUST

MY L1F3 1S 4 M3SS

4ND 1 DONT KNOW HOW TO D34L

Come On Rezi Talk To Me

I Promise I Wont Even Try To Touch Your Boobs While You Do

7 months ago
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r3dd34dl3g1sl4c3r4tor:

Alright Alright Whats Wrong Rezi

image

OH GOD NOW YOUR3 B4CK TOO

Uh

I Can Go Play Dead In The Ventilation System Again If You Want

7 months ago
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r3dd34dl3g1sl4c3r4tor:

You can smell a very sweet look on her face, painted in mischief and joy, and your blood is still pumping hot from the kiss and her reaction (maybe a little bit from the shower before as well) you bounce excitedly on her lap as you giggle, trying to get the words out

YOUR3 B4CK

1 C4NT B3L31V3 YOUR3 4CTU4LLY H3R3

YOUR3 B4CK

K4N4Y4, YOUR3 B4CK

You wiggle and press yourself into her chest in a really, really tight hug

1T H4PP3N3D, 4CTU4L 12TH P3R1G33S M1R4CL3

>Wince as she presses against a few scrapes and bruises. You don’t want to worry her of course, but you certainly can’t help the reaction. Still, you try to pass it off by stretching a forced smile over your lips. 

Course Im Back
What Did You Think You Were Talking To The Ghost Of Sexiness Past
?
Did You Think Those Scalemates Were Fake
?

Youre Being Silly Terezi

>Reaching down, you give her hair a soft ruffle, smile fading into one of affection rather than mirth

I Missed You

(Source: rainbowbloodandbitches)

7 months ago
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r3dd34dl3g1sl4c3r4tor:

You’ve been wrapped in Sylphe’s blanket gift all day, just waiting by the transportalizer in one of the dresses that Pimp had made for you (You chose the lacey teal one, feeling it gave the better view of your legs) 

You get excited as you hear it whir to life, you even go so far as to stop listening to the song you’ve had on a 10 hour loop all day

You get into a crouching formation and wait until the well defined figure of your ex-paramour wafts into your olfactory senses to pounce on her and cover her in a barrage of licks and smooches

YOU TOOK FOR3V3R >;O 1M SO GL4D YOU COULD COM3!

>The first thing you hear is a hellacious whistling sound and— sweet Mothergrub is that a kazoo?

>Withhold the urge to gag. In fact, be tackled, licked, and kissed instead jesus christ. 

Fuck
Terezi 

>It’s all you can get out before you meet her lips and kiss her right back, even threading your fingers into her hair. Aaaand then pull back with the most shit-eating-est grin ever.

Hi

(Source: rainbowbloodandbitches)

7 months ago
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>Welp, time to get out of here. You spend a little too much time in the trap. 

>Dress yourself in something loose and comfy and pop on that transportilizer. 

Whole

Pushing a tangled strand of hair from your face, you gaze into a mirror scrutinize your reflection. Truth be told, you were still a goddamned mess. Two days of rest had certainly eased the bags beneath your eyes, but you were still gaunt, still dirty, still cut and bruised and hurting all over. 

But above all, you were whole. 

You couldn’t begin to comprehend how long it had been since you had been that way. One could even argue that you weren’t even whole yet, despite all that you had done. As long as your goodly, repressed, earthbound counterpart remained separate, you would probably never be complete. But then, you had always been fine without each other.

Stepping back, your eyes swept over the many gashes that marred your body. They had healed somewhat, but had also left grotesque scabs and puffy jade scratches up and down your legs. 

Reintegration with your new self certainly wasn’t easy. 

She hadn’t come easy, despite attempting to convince her that she wouldn’t die. You would simply come back together, as you should have always been. Even still, the complexities of her emotions and familial bonds had overwhelmed you. 

You hadn’t expected to feel affectionate toward two wrigglers that you hadn’t met.

That, of course, left many things in question. Your relationship with Gamzee now hung in an awkward balance. What were you supposed to say to him? 

The same could be said to your favored alternate, who had apparently developed a sexual relationship with your counterpart. You shuddered at the thought. At least you had standards. 

But even as you shuddered, you felt a subtle longing for her. 

Reintegration certainly wasn’t easy.

There was one thing that was certain though. You’d had enough time to recover. Now you needed to clean yourself, push yourself up, and make your way to your beloved not-sprit. You had promised her, after all.

You just hoped she wouldn’t rip you a new one for coming back so broken.

7 months ago
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