gamzeebro:

you dont get one

I HAVE TO HIDE NOW BECAUSE OF IT

i thought you were good at shit like this

I Was Talking About The Alimony Jackass

But Shit Yeah Wheres My Check For That Too Because I Dont Work For Free And You Know It

(Source: 8tastic)

gamzeebro:

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW

i have been energizing my self with hundred upon hundreds of chicken nuggets

AND SPORTING A NOW SHITTY HAIRCUT

Wheres My Check

(Source: 8tastic)

8tastic:

Alright, well in article 5 section 7 of my contract I specifically had it amended that I don’t really do any assplay things unless the o8ject in question puts me at least 1 foot away. So if she’s going to 8e expecting any sympathy smooches at ground 0 that is out of the question.

If you want to resurrect your 8orderline-permanent-hiatus’d account for one h8 pail though, who am I to turn you away?

Ehehehe…  

I Heard Sex And Came Running

8tastic:

I’M GONNA DO IT.

> You’re doing it you’ve busted out the narrative arrowhead. You are going to go ram a chainsaw up the butt of a bigger butt run by the BIGGEST BUTT IN THE UNIVERSE. There’s no way you’re powerplaying either because you gave fair warning.

>Your name is Pimpnaya. You’ve had sex with Highbloods, Horny Moirails, Hunky Hotshots and horrorterrors. And despite your collective experience, this is the least god sexy position you’ve ever been in.

Fuck muns.

Fuck 8s. 

You’re going on a long ass vacation now. Even longer than your own as (which is much larger given its new attachments).

(Source: carolmaclaine)

Hey You Two
I Dont Like Anal
Got It

Rain Lalonde: [[ooc post sorry hello everyone i am not dead i have returnedive been...

raindroplabyrinth:

[[ooc post sorry hello everyone i am not dead i have returned

ive been thinking about this rp account a lot lately

i think we can probably all agree it was a valiant attempt but it could have gone a lot better

i do still love this character and i want to work with her but i want to do so with the knowledge that she wont be alone

i dont want to reboot her so if anyone could reblog this and spread the word that an au roxy is looking for a dirk or a jane or a jake that is willing to join in on my au i would be so so so grateful

i have ideas to start out with and we can talk outside of tumblr and plan things out and i really think this could be a lot of fun but i havent been able to find anyone that is willing to make an au jake / jane / dirk tumblrp account to rp with me

if you are interested you can message me here or on my main [wolfskitten] or you can find my skype on my main blog about page

and if youre not interested could you please spread the word maybe

thanks -sai]]

amongst other reasons, there’s a reason why I left homestuck rp and that’s because you guys can be COLOSSAL D BAGS to each other. Obviously it’s only a handful of you guys, but you make such waves that sticking around is unbearable!

You have no reason to be a douche to anyone, no matter who you are or no matter what someone did to you. Have a problem with someone, un-fucking-follow and get on with your happy life.

it’s

that

simple.

Pimp-mun out. 

thecrabbornknight:

WELL BEFORE I JOINED TUMBLR, I WAS THE ONLY KARKAT I WAS AWARE OF. I GUESS YOU COULD COUNT KANKRI, BUT I DON’T REALLY PAY HIM ANY MIND.

No One Pays That Sixty Nineing Asshole Any Mind 

In Fact The Only Sixty Nineing Asshole For Me Is That Old Man That Pretends To Be A Cat Sometimes 

And Maybe Gamzee But We Are Talking About Filial Matters Here

(Source: rainbowbloodandbitches)