Pailwhore to Palewhore

[[night guys! big day tomorrow.]]

galifianafuck:

if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:

• take car
• go to mum’s
• kill phil
• grab liz
• go to the winchester
• have a nice cold pint  
• and wait for all this to blow over

(via ascendedprotege)

>Prepare for your move.

voodooleviathan:

gamzeebro:

You grimace at kanayas remark and look at your ancestor

sorry about that bro :o/

THAT SERIOUSLY BLOWS

so…

NOW THAT THE SERVANTS ARE GONE

who cooks?

Fend for yourself kinda deal.

It’s not like the ferals eat anything cooked, and I haven’t been eating much lately.

So get what you like, and if you know how to cook then great, you can eat warm things. If not, well, avoid anything that’s completely raw.

> You notice Kanaya’s discomfort and motion to the hallway.

Red-marked doors are guest rooms, blue used to be servant’s quarters. The unmarked doors lead to more rooms and hallways. Pick wherever you like.

Well
One Of Us Knows How To Cook
I Wouldnt Trust The Other One Around A Stove Though So Ill Do You A Favor And Do Most Of The Cooking
It Wouldnt Look Good If We Went And Burned Your Hive Down

You laugh a little nervously, before shuffling to the hall. You cast a glance toward Gamzee, as you weren’t about to go running around in a strange hive without your matesprit to help you out. So, if he wanted to stay and chat, you would just have to deal. 

(Source: rainbowbloodandbitches)

>Prepare for your move.

voodooleviathan:

gamzeebro:

oh okay that makes sense. You look at him diferently

i thought you hated the idea of using sopor

GAVE ME SHIT FOR IT

i figure you for all that hoodoo shit

LIKE THE PLANTS

:o?

I do hate the idea.

Fucking loathe it.

Blankfaces took advantage of that quickly, didn’t they?

> You grimace at the thought.

Blankfaces Take Advantage Of A Lot Of Shit
One Time They Made Me M-

You close your mouth, cutting off your words. You doubt the man wanted to hear about your sexcapades with your anonymous friends. 

Never Mind
Sorry They Kinda Fucked Your Shit Up Though
But I Mean
Who Needs Servants
Right
?

God this man makes you uncomfortable. 

(Source: rainbowbloodandbitches)

>Prepare for your move.

voodooleviathan:

gamzeebro: 

Your eyes widened and your mouth opened with almost an audible pop. why did he kill his servants? You want to ask but you decide to save that when the wrigglers aren’t around. You shuffle your feet as he lists all the dangers in this hive and you can almost feel kanayas glare directed at you.

so thats all

SEE THATS NOT EVEN THAT BAD.

i think we will have the kids sleep with us though

JUST TO BE SAFE

Look, short story is I had some sopor and coming down from the high wasn’t that great and my moirail snapped me out of it.

Long version is a lot more bloody.

> Anything to get them to stop looking at you like that.

I trust you it’s pretty fucking safe if you stick to the guidelines. Like I said though, the only thing completely off-limits is the attic.

Well, that relaxes you a little. From what Gamzee had told you, he had undergone the same process in his session, and he seemed to be somewhat fine now. Surely the Highblood was the same, if not better given his age. So at least there wasn’t a threat from him.

The attic and the bathroom on the other hand…

Yeah The Kids Are Definitely Sleeping With Us
Uh
No Offense Highblood

You close your mouth once again, your earlier trepidation returning. 

(Source: rainbowbloodandbitches)

>Prepare for your move.

voodooleviathan:

gamzeebro:

You walk in with Lokiat in tow. At first he was hiding behind your leg, the empty room scaring him. You lean down and try to comfort him when you notice some one entering the room.

 You honk in greeting at your ancestor. Something about him seemed off. might just be his new arm though. You never have seen it. Picking up Lokiat you make him wave.

hey ghb!

THANKS FOR THE SUDDEN SLUMBER PARTY.

this is my matesprit

AND MY TWO WRIGGLERS

lokiat and dawnys

SAY THANKS YOU TWO!

Lokiat quietly mumbles a thank you before hiding in your shoulder much like his sister has with Kanaya.

so where is everyone?

Hm.

> You don’t really acknowledge the thanks and instead get down to the meat of the conversation.

Whoever I didn’t kill fled the hive. It’s you, your little wrigglers, a feral child, and me. No one else to talk to, really.

Unless Eridan comes by. If that happens watch out for his fins and don’t upset him enough to attack.

> You momentarily look at Dawnys and Lokiat with interest before shrugging it off and stepping into the parlor.

As far as safety this is probably the safest part of the hive. It’s closest to an exit. Going down the hall you’re gonna find a fuck ton of rooms. Mine is at the very end of the hallway, and to the left are stairs leading to the library and eventually more rooms. If you value your life, you’ll stay out of the attic, and won’t go exploring without having some way to guide you back.

A dragon lives in the bath, so just shoo the fucker out if you want an ablution.

How
…
Charming 

You shoot a glance toward Gamzee, all but leering at him. Lokiat and Dawnys would have been safer in your hive, even with the laughing, psychotic troll. You’re pretty sure Dawnys realizes that as well, for she lets out a small sound and digs her fingers into your shoulders. 

You hope to the mother grub he realizes what he’s gotten the four of you into. 

We Will Be Sure To Avoid The
Mmm
Dangers Of Your Hive Then

What the hell else were you supposed to say? Thanks For Letting Us Stay In The Little Hive Of Horrors? No, no, you’d pass on that comment. 

For now at least. 

(Source: rainbowbloodandbitches)

>Prepare for your move.

voodooleviathan:

gamzeebro:

You walk through with Lokiat on your shoulders and  you walk up behind Kanaya. You look around for your ancestors or one of his cult members. Giving it a few seconds you shrug.

LETS GO TO THE FRONT DOOR

the servants know who i am

I HOPE

You put Lokiat down and take him by the hand and knock on the large door. It opens at your knock. the palace clearly empty.

hello?

HIGH DADDY?

where the fuck is he?

You turn to your matesprit

I DONT THINK HE IS HERE!

hmm

THINK HE WILL MIND US GOING IN?

> You hear your descendant and, sighing, take several long minutes before you finally get up and out of your room to go greet them.

> There’s four you have to board, you notice. Add the ferals that occasionally roam plus the dragon and you have yourself a nice little mess going on. How wonderful.

> You say nothing as you motion for them to come inside. You didn’t really want to in the first place. if they were going to ask questions, though, they may as well ask now, while you’re okay with opening your mouth.

You do your best to avoid the Highblood’s eyes as you shuffle inside. Dawnys is suddenly clinging to you, all earlier complaints gone. You might have to thank the Highblood for that later, of course. Anything to get the little jade to stop fighting you.

Of course, You’re still a bit too intimidated to talk, and his silence certainly isn’t helping. You just toe the floor  a little as you come to a stop inside, glancing toward your matesprit every now and again for support. 

After a few seconds though, you decide that you should probably muster up some manners. You lift your eyes to meet the Highblood’s for a brief second a mutter a quick ‘Thank You’ before looking down to the floor.

(Source: rainbowbloodandbitches)

Can we talk about mommarosa’s hair?

because i like it

cutie baby.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman:

dorirosa:

bechnokid:

3l3n4-not3book:

rockafilly:

pumpernichol:

fallingfromfaith:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

NOTHING!

Reblogged this for the fat woman falling. And I’m taking no risks

HOW COULD YOU dhjiaksjch no way I’m risking my mom!

Damn you.

Also reblogging because of the first GIF. BIG BANG THEORY, YAAAY.

never put the mamacita at risk ok

Mom I hope you can appreciate this.